Dear jerks,
You think you are pretty cool dont you? You think that you are just so smart, right? I know you saw me looking at that "free-two female dachshunds, 16 months old-must go together" flyer on the window of the mini mart. You saw me look, rub my chin, and get in my car and leave. I suppose you wasted no time running up to the window and calling the number on your cell phone. Well, let me just say that some of us are indentured servants to the wiener princess, and her right hand man (my husband), and have to actually get PERMISSION before we make such a move. I know too, that you were watching me as I returned later with husband to show him the flyer. You watched as I recoiled in horror to find the flyer gone. Gone. Just an empty space on the window framed by the gum of the tape that used to hold the flyer up. I just hope you are happy. Let me warn you; I better not find out that you took those two precious pups home to your unruly children who will handle them wrong, hurt thier backs and then discard them (the dogs not the children) outside to be "outside" dogs. Oh, and dont let me find out that you turned around and SOLD these two "who must go together" for 400.OO a peice, to seperate homes. Whoa to you if I find out. You have been warned.
Signed,
Spokeswoman for the Princess.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Open letter to the jerks who beat me to it....
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Yeah, Jerks! Don't make me come over there, too. Hell hath no fury like a doxie-lover scorned, or something...sorta like that anyway. So, I mean it. Umm-hmm.
I know! They better watch it.
Wow you really have thought out every bad possibility haven't you! Hopefully the puppies are safe and sound!!
Shawna-Yes, when you are a servant to the wiener princess, you are trained in such things.
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