Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Open letter to the jerks who beat me to it....

Dear jerks,

You think you are pretty cool dont you? You think that you are just so smart, right? I know you saw me looking at that "free-two female dachshunds, 16 months old-must go together" flyer on the window of the mini mart. You saw me look, rub my chin, and get in my car and leave. I suppose you wasted no time running up to the window and calling the number on your cell phone. Well, let me just say that some of us are indentured servants to the wiener princess, and her right hand man (my husband), and have to actually get PERMISSION before we make such a move. I know too, that you were watching me as I returned later with husband to show him the flyer. You watched as I recoiled in horror to find the flyer gone. Gone. Just an empty space on the window framed by the gum of the tape that used to hold the flyer up. I just hope you are happy. Let me warn you; I better not find out that you took those two precious pups home to your unruly children who will handle them wrong, hurt thier backs and then discard them (the dogs not the children) outside to be "outside" dogs. Oh, and dont let me find out that you turned around and SOLD these two "who must go together" for 400.OO a peice, to seperate homes. Whoa to you if I find out. You have been warned.

Spokeswoman for the Princess.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Cuteness Overload

Im about to pass out from too much cute in one picture. Ok, the tiger cub is cute, BUT that wire haired doxie is too much for me to handle. Especially since I cant have one. Its driving me nuts. The princess wont permit it at this time. It would take entirely too much attention away from her, and she doesn't roll like that.
So, I live vicarously through pictures. This just kills me.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Wiener (tooth) Extraction

So, things have been a little quiet here on the weiner princess blog. There is a good reason for that. She went to the dr. the other day, and aside from charming the scrubs off the dr and the staff, she had her little toofers cleaned. In the process she had two teef pulled. So, she is on pain meds and anti biotics, and of course we are all working around the clock here to ensure her comfort and happiness. She insists.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

La Reina dice, "Feliz Cinco De Mayo"

She claims just did this "for the children"..she actually hates anything that might provoke the presence of salsa, because then she has to guard her cornchip smelling paws. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!!!!!!