Thursday, April 9, 2009

Doxie holding one o one.


So, this is the proper way to hold a dachshund, according to her majesty. It is efficient for long bodies and short squatty paws. You have the front and back foot dangle, for the publics enjoyment, everyone likes to oooh and awww about those wrinkle infested paws. Also, the paw has another purpose, its to waft it corn chip scent around for others, and them being closer to the admirer's nose really helps this. The most important thing about this doxie hold is that the wiener's head is near your own, best for maximum kissage. Oh, and the tummy supporting arm, is key too. Happy holding.

6 comments:

Heather's Mom said...

ooooooooh man, I am going through the DW's....doxie withdrawls! I just love holding Deuce like that! And you just can't hug them hard enough or it would hurt. Yep, I'll be getting some doxie hugs tonight. I can smell the ciorn chips from here.........That photo says it all. That is pure-D love.

Heather Cherry said...

That is TOO adorable. And so true. I want. To squish. Da paws.

obladi oblada said...

H's Mom: I know, huh? She's in the bedroom under the blankets, this very moment and so I think I might need to go in there, and inundate her with kisses. I may do it by extraction or just unvieling her. I havent decided yet. I wont know that until I actually get in there..it just kind of happens, she has powers.

obladi oblada said...

HC: Squishing paws is fun, but if you squish, you have to sniff. Then you may be hungry, and have an urge for nachos or something. I have actually went through the gnawing motions on her little flippers before, and she gives me the whites of her eyes, like "stop that".

Heather Cherry said...

LOL!!!

Oh the evil "whites of the eye." There's nothing can be done once those babies are unleashed.

Mom said...

Wow, Carmen looks a lot like my Lindsay (may she rest in peace) in this photo. She's too cute!